The Slang Book

Sometimes, people say funny things or make up words. To make your life easier, I have and will compile the interesting words and quotes that I use so we'll hopefully stay on the same page. YOU'RE WELCOME. (Unless you watch Awkward, you won't understand why I find this hilarious. Those recaps are coming soon.)


Average = Seriously and completely awesome; crazy awesome;
Someone who:
- Reads MLIA.
- Loves Harry Potter.
- Hates Twilight.
- Is completely random, weird, awesome, etc.
- Makes pillow forts.
- Loves ninjas.
- Prefers google over yahoo.
- Read DBPB.
- Possibly owns a Pillow Pet or something else random.
- Is a probably a dork, band geek, nerd, etc. (:
- Keep adding... =D

HBIC = Head Bitch In Charge; only used for extremely awesome or fierce female characters such as Katherine Pierce, Nikita, and Effy Stonem
Serena can never compare to the true HBIC, Blair.

OTP = One True Pairing
Tammy and Luke are the OTP of SLiDE; they belong together.

ROTF = Rolling On The Floor; when something is so funny it deserves more than an LOL
Whenever my brother watches AFHV, he ROTF in laughter.

SG / SGing = Slight Giggling; for when something isn't funny enough to LOL or ROTF
When my teacher tries too hard to be funny, I might emit some SG instead of my usual LOL.

Ship = When you completely adore a relationship
I totally ship Dair or Dan and Blair.

Skins = A British slang word meaning cigarette [papers]
Whenever those Brtistol teens go out to a party, they look for skins to sell for cash.

Skitch = Skanky Bitch (prominently heard in Awkward)
When Quinn slept with Puck even though she was dating Finn, slapped Rachel, and then 
cheated on Sam with Finn, she got the Skitch of 2009-2011 award.

TIA = This Is Awkward / Thanks In Advance; pronounced tee-ah
When both of the guys that Jenna liked were at her party, she probably thought TIA.



"Welcome to Karmageddon, bitch." - Ming Haung, Awkward
"YOU'RE WELCOME." - Sadie Saxton, Awkward
"With great parties comes great cleaning responsibilities. Anybody got any papers?" - Luke Gallagher, SLDE
"You smell like Craigslist!!!" - Kurt Hummel, Glee
"PUDDING!" - Dean Winchester, Supernatural
"I lost my shoe *puppy dog face*." - Sam Winchester, Supernatural